Arthur, second son of God, wishes to point out that he has no connection with the imposter Arthur, son of Santa.

While the real Arthur suspected at one stage that God the Father and Father Christmas might be related, making Arthur and Jesus cuzzies, he has since resiled from that position.

Arthur points out that his mission is much wider and deeper than that of cheering people up for one day of the year. While he admires the good people at Arthur Christmas, he is upset that they should have taken his name in vain, and suggests that if people want to know the real meaning of Christmas, they’d be better to watch The Insatiable Moon.

Arthur, second son of God, asserts his natural rights to his name and position, and will not be responsible for claims or debts made in the name of Arthur Christmas.

You have been warned.

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