Ladies and gentlemen, with a hiss and a roar and a toot of the whistle, we announce the NZ launch of The Insatiable Moon.

We are delighted to announce that she navigated the slipway effortlessly, and plunged into the waters of public reaction smoothly and without shipping water. The attitude seemed to be one of ‘Damn the torpedoes and full steam ahead.’ Already reports are coming in of spontaneous combustion of applause following the screenings from many quarters of the dominion.

This is the maiden voyage of a long journey, and we anticipate a sailing of some considerable duration, calling at many ports around the world as we go. May she be a fine and stately vessel, capable of carrying all who venture aboard! All hail SS Moon…

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